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From: "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.zen
Subject: Re: The bastard wouldn't stop pouring!
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2000 22:36:36 -0600
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John Timothy Hall <ed745@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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>
> Recently asked to tea with the local Zen master, upon sitting down and
> holding out the cup, the fucking guy started pouring but didn't stop! The
> scalding hot tea went all over the table and into my lap and blistered my
> pecker; so I punched the son-of-a-bitch in the mouth and left!
>
>

  You should have let him keep pouring.  Eventually he would have run
out of tea.

                                                      Ned