Path: typhoon.sonic.net!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.magick.tyagi,alt.magick.chaos,alt.magick,alt.occult.methods,alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic,alt.pagan.magick Subject: Example: Holding Gods Hostage With Spells to Protect Your Dog Followup-To: alt.magick.tyagi,alt.magick.chaos,alt.magick,alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic,alt.pagan.magick Keywords: spells spirits gods protection coercion extortion black magic sorcery humour Summary: An example of how to use magic -- that being a negotiation with gods suggesting the negative repercussions of their continuing to allow the declining health of your poodle. From: jinkees23 Reply-To: spam@yronwode.com User-Agent: nn/6.6.0 Lines: 61 Message-ID: Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 19:36:20 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.201.242.18 X-Complaints-To: abuse@sonic.net X-Trace: typhoon.sonic.net 1024947380 208.201.242.18 (Mon, 24 Jun 2002 12:36:20 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 12:36:20 PDT Xref: typhoon.sonic.net alt.magick.tyagi:33244 alt.magick.chaos:40485 alt.magick:307277 alt.occult.methods:385 alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic:34262 alt.pagan.magick:33250 50020624 VII Junesday EXAMPLE RITUAL MAGIC (COERCING THE GODS) 1) Obtain Dangerous Material in our case, a powerful book of spells 2) Threaten Its Use/Release/Dispersion in our case, dissemination of the most caustic, extracted, to powerful media devices, unless the health of my poodlay Rainbow's health improves A) Extract the Nastiest Spells and Forge the Link as a magical link, write this index on the infirm canine's medical records, bills, or prescriptions, as well as on subscription cards for major media publications and the religious cards (photos, etc.) of those you deem to have spiritual authority and power. B) Wait and Observe Rainbow's Health watch for tell-tale signs of improved health. consider whether her present condition is in some way related to the actions of the gods (say, if she is no longer on supportive meds like Prednazone). 3) In the Case of Illness if she doesn't improve, distribute these spells to public forums (in your own words, so no copyright infringement may be claimed). 4) In the Case of Canine Improvement if you're a Black Magician (tm) or are allied with any Bad Guys that do exist, then you may, of course, wish to distribute these spells to public forums anyway. }:> NOTE: Such a coercive act of extortion against the gods would be roughly the opposite of mass-charitable work by large religious institutions, especially those who seek to serve and placate the potentially angry gods with magic spells *they* (the priests) may distribute to heal the People. thus ends our example. note the importance of direct connection to the interested parties, the numerous cosmological and metaphysical presuppositions necessary to energize or significate and seal the spell as it is created. the Doggess yet lives. long lives the gods! flunkin'hed http://www.satanservice.org/boboroshi.html