Vegetable Man
Vegetable Man
In yellow shoes
I get the blues
So I walk the street with my plastic feet
With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousersIn my paisley shirt
I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight
But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad!
Vegetable Man! Where are you?So I change my gear
And I cover my knees
And I cover them up with the latest cut
My pants and socks are bought in a box
It don't take long to buy darn old socks
The watch
Black watch
My watch
With a black face
And a date in a little hole And all the luck
It's what I got
It's what I wear
It's what you see
It must be me
It's what I am!
Vegetable Man! Where are you?Ha! ah ah ah, ah ah ah
Hah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah-h-h-h-h-oh!
I've been looking all over the place
For a place for me
But it ain't anywhere
It just ain't anywhereVegetable Man, Vegetable Man
Vegetable Man, Vegetable Man
Vegetable Man, Vegetable ManHe's the kind of fella you just gotta see if you can
Vegetable Man