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From: loglin@inch.com (Jonathan A. Frater)
Newsgroups: alt.magick
Subject: Re: Ouija questions
Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 15:43:45 -0500
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> Please!! Can anyone help me out with some questions concerning the 
> Oujiaboard??
> 
> 1. Is it hard to get contact if someone doesn't believe in it??
   The person you're trying to contact or a person touching the board?
> 
> 2. How do I protect myself??
   You can't.  You should'nt use the board.
> 
> 3. Can you call a specific spirit??
   When you use a board you're opening a gate for things that no one else
wants.  Banished things.  Magickal garbage.  Things cast outside of time. 
Unless the specific spirit you are calling fits that category, or would be
willing to wade through all that crap for the dubious pleasure of talking
to you, I doubt it.
> 
> 4. Is it possiple that the spirit is responding through a person present??
   If so, good luck with the exorcism.
> 
> 5. Is there a specific initiation before you use the board??
   Sure.  You open the garbage can lid, then you drop the board in, then
you close the garbage can lid.
> 
> 6. What to do when you end the session??
   Call somebody to cleanse your house, stop the nightmares and exorcise
your dog/mother/baby sister/whoever.
> 
> 7. How can you intensify the power of the board??
   You just don't get it, do you?
   Look, I'm a Gris Gris Lady.  At least 45% of my clients are people who
need oujia board damage undone.  In 16 years I've never ever encountered a
single person who'd ever had a GOOD experience with the board.  If you
want to talk to the dead and/or spirits, build an ancestor's altar.  Get a
little education and respect for nature and the universe into yourself.
Magick is not like popping a burrito into the microwave.  There's actual
work involved.  I don't really expect you to heed any kind of warning,
especially from an abrasive person like myself, but I had to give it a
shot.
   XXX-Madison
   loglin@inch.com


