From cat@luckymojo.com Tue Nov 2 09:24:50 1999 Return-Path: cat@luckymojo.com Received: from 208.201.229.39 (d39.pm.sonic.net [208.201.229.39]) by prop.sonic.net (8.8.8/8.8.5) with SMTP id JAA17642 for ; Tue, 2 Nov 1999 09:24:48 -0800 X-envelope-info: Message-ID: <381F115C.703C@luckymojo.com> Date: Tue, 02 Nov 1999 09:29:16 -0700 From: catherine yronwode Organization: Lucky Mojo Curio Company X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Macintosh; I; 68K) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: nagasiva@luckymojo.com Subject: Beyondananda Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------326E58546041" Status: RO This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------326E58546041 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit struff --------------326E58546041 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: by buzz.sonic.net (mbox yronwode) (with Cubic Circle's cucipop (v1.31 1998/05/13) Tue Nov 2 08:45:43 1999) X-From_: owner-bruhaha@spies.com Tue Nov 02 03:20:12 1999 Return-Path: Delivered-To: yronwode@sonic.net Received: (qmail 21396 invoked from network); 2 Nov 1999 03:16:27 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO spies.com) (root@198.180.182.10) by buzz.sonic.net with SMTP; 2 Nov 1999 03:16:27 -0000 Received: (2563 bytes) by spies.com via sendmail with P:stdio/D:aliasinclude/R:inet_hosts/T:smtp (sender: ) id for bruhaha-outgoing; Mon, 1 Nov 1999 18:07:20 -0800 (PST) (Smail-3.2.0.101 1997-Dec-17 #18 built 1998-Oct-15) Message-Id: Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 18:07:20 -0800 (PST) From: owner-bruhaha@spies.com Apparently-To: bruhaha-outgoing ------- Sender: owner-bruhaha@spies.com Precedence: bulk Reply-To: bruhaha@spies.com Aloha everyone! I most respectfully submit the following to you for your pleasure and amusement......Lee in Bali Guidelines for Enlightenment by Swami Beyondananda - Famous Author of the Book MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA 1. Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laugh at least twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity. 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering - so you are already a winner! 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel. 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: *Don't get even, get odd.* 6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be no madness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere. YES! 7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it. 8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again. 9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is no key to the Universe. The good news is: it has been left unlocked. 10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So we don't have to go through channels. --- by Swami Beyondananda --------------326E58546041--