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From: Joe Harkness <hark@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.zen,alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
Subject: A Great Koan!
Date: 11 Apr 1996 18:18:45 GMT
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You have a roll of toilet paper.  Buddhist scriptures are 
printed on one side of the sheets.  The other side is blank.

Which side do you use to wipe your ass?