Path: typhoon.sonic.net!pants.skycache.com!newsfeed.skycache.com!cletus.bright.net!not-for-mail From: "Naamah" Newsgroups: alt.satanism Subject: Satan Lines: 33 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6600 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2919.6600 Message-ID: <3Dgu4.227$x51.2328@cletus.bright.net> Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2000 16:23:18 -0500 NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.143.22.18 X-Complaints-To: abuse@bright.net X-Trace: cletus.bright.net 951686719 209.143.22.18 (Sun, 27 Feb 2000 16:25:19 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2000 16:25:19 EST Organization: bright.net Ohio Xref: typhoon.sonic.net alt.satanism:140911 One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Medina got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" "Yep,sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't" said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why, aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." -- "Let them hate,so long as they fear!"